Kid's Nose = Public Storage

My Mother was telling me about a story from when she was a dental assistant. A little girl came in for a check up, and on the x-ray was this round shadow. The doctor asked if the little girl had earrings, but that wasn't the case. So, they took a picture of just her nose area. Inside was a thumbtack. The little girl denied putting something up her nose, but it had been there a very long time. So long that when they pulled it out of her nose, the thumb tack was rusted. I'm totally surprise that the little girl wasn't in pain. This lead to a second story. Again from my Mom. This little girl had constant sinus infections, discharge (eww) and everything! In fact, the Mother would speak of a nasty odor coming from this little girl's nose (again, eww). Well, they finally went to the Doctor, and he discovered a sequin Barbie doll dress shoved up the ol' nostril. Yes, this little girl's nose was a Barbie doll closet. I had no idea little kid's noses had such large volume. I wonder what I stuck up my nose as a little boy.